May 2013
iamjayse:
thenerdfighterkid:
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
pizzaforpresident:
jaclcfrost:
avatargrimes:
jaclcfrost:
chiptunehero:
jaclcfrost:
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
why would peter pan’s brother have...
because-weareglass:
stormyseraphi:
On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m the square root of negative one.
So you’re i. Does that mean that you’re just yourself?
5 tags
On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m the square root of negative one.
monobipoly asked: fine you ungrateful little punk >__> C, H, I, N, G
wimpynoodle:
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
cantankerouscrab:
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
monobipoly asked: D, E, R, K. In the absence of reusable letters my name loses a syllable :T
mrlightningfast asked: 3 Big dreams?
secular-science asked: K-Y-L-E
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
littlepaperhugs:
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
the reason I re-watch baseball games when they...
dylanotoolewriting:
I love seeing people in the stands,
utterly captivated by their cellphones,
get nailed by foul balls
because they weren’t paying attention.
and then look up into the real world
with an expression of outrageous offence
on their cellphucked faces.
1 tag
spell yo name in my ask pretty pretty pleaseee...
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
